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Blizz Favorite Quote:
"I'm not just cool. I'm a whole blizzard."

What's Been Keeping Me Busy

About Me:

Retired: 2000s
Currently Residing: Near a Penguin Colony, Antarctica
Favorite Phrase: "I'm not just cool. I'm a whole blizzard."
Loves to: Make people laugh, write in my journal, tell stories, and ice skate.
Things that Make Me Happy: Sell-out shows, hanging with Arctic seals, long walks in the snow, and cold opens.
Favorite Places to Visit: The Yukon, Greenland, Alaska, The South Pole, and anywhere journals are sold.

My Story:

Hey there! I'm Blizzard Blue, but you can call me Blizz. I left the Crayola boxes in the early 2000s, but don't let my frosty color fool you—I'm anything but cold! Since retiring, I've been doing stand-up comedy and teaching kids improv classes. I always keep a journal with me to jot down my thoughts, joke ideas, and short stories.

After a while, I realized I had enough material for a memoir, so I started writing. I was so popular that I had trouble finding a quiet place to write without distractions. That's when I decided to move to a little camp in Antarctica, where I've been chillin' and writing ever since. Turns out snow, ice and arctic winds can be a catalyst for creativity!